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I hate Ted's.

Half Priced Slush's Word of the Week

First an introduction... I'm half priced slush, mild-mannered contract engineer by day... mild-mannered homebody at night.  I'll be blogging about 6 things (take that pho-bro)

1. The adventures of drinking in and out of a half-priced environment 
2. Words, I love words and semantics and all that fun goodness especially the words Hot Crotch and I make up.  I might not know how to use them, but I sure do love them. 
3. The "cray cray" "happy haps"  that surround and engross me 
4. The fictional world Hot Crotch and I  believe is real called Television, Movies and Books.  
5. Hot Crotch
6. and who could forget Pho-Bro!!! 

Now.. for today's word of the week.
This week was  so delightful, I couldn't just choose just one:

Chaos – From Dictionary.com

cha·os - noun

1.          a state of utter confusion or disorder; a total lack of organization or order.
2.          any confused, disorderly mass 

Epic Fail – From Urban Dictionary

Epic- Anything great, spectacular, or large/monumental in nature

Fail- An inability to complete an objective, task or job either assigned or volunteered for.

Epic Fail -A mistake of such monumental proportions that it requires its own term in order to sucessfully point out the unfathomable shortcomings of an individual or group.

Jack: Uh, dude? I may or may not have wrecked 14 ferrari's with my moped after derailing a whole train carrying nothing but kittens and puppies... 

Although I read contracts for a living, I have no problem with immediately clicking "accept" next to Blogger.com's terms and conditions.  My name is Greg (aka Pho Bro) and I like Pho.  My contribution to this blog will revolve around five items:  1) Pho, 2) Bigfoot, 3) Aliens/ UFOs 4) Hot Crotch and 5) Half-Price Slush.  Half-Price Slush and I are married in another parallel universe- but that's a different blog altogether.


PB

Serenity Now

Nothing a lil half-price drinkie from Sonic can't fix.